[wow, rude as fuck, he totally as Actual Real Feelings (as much as he'd really rather not).]

How am I supposed to know what you would or wouldn't do! It just seems like the sort of thing someone would do if they were trying to protect someone they care about! [he's heard girls in his class talking about their boyfriends, and the other girls talk about how some of them are wonderful and how some of them are awful, and the girls dating awful ones are always being encouraged to dump them. tsukishima is pretty sure he fits under hinata's "awful" category.]

And eww, thank god I'm not dating you. [that makes him feel kind of nauseous, but he hides it by increasing his glower and loom when hinata decides to poke him in the chest.] If I ever do something to hurt him, I'll let you kick my ass. It'd be nothing less than what I deserve.